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SWEET SIXTEEN...

1. The Nerd  - Sure to make waves Chad Lozon plans to show up, drink a fuckton of Tito’s, and hopefully make it back to the house each night. He will have an AirTag installed in his shoes so we can locate him once he gets lost… it will happen, trust me! 
2. The Chump: After receiving the Worst Golfer trophy Mr. Dennis Jones (AKA - DJ) looks to bring the dream crusher and Green Lantern for display. Will he rise about the bottom of the barrel? Update - He did not finish last, thank goodness otherwise it was suicide watch.
3. The Beard: Being ousted by Glenn, Eric Willard has to prove he is better than second place, or at least beat Glenn. Drink water, stay hydrated, hit hybrids…It’s a lifestyle. Update - The new Champion! 
4. The Rager: Can Jason Scott keep all his clubs in his bag in tact? We do need another trophy for this year. Volcanoes aren’t common in LV unless Jay is around. Update - Same Jay, still Raging.
5. The Drunk: Walking and talking come second place to drinks for Mike Morini. Can he stay half sober to help his partner the whole time? Doubtful…Update - Still drunk.
6. The Shoe: With big shoes that he fills can Jim Sustar overcome the fear of getting the snakes? He can only miss so many greens in regulation. - Update - Slow and steady Jim just keeps crunching numbers on how many three putts he will have each round.
7. The Newb: We welcome Mike Matlock to the group. Being new to parenting will he be able to stay focused while the kids shit show is happening around him? Update - He came, he saw, he drank, and he is coming back for more.
8. The Captain: Yours truly, just fat and happy all the time except on the course or hanging around these morons!  Keeping pace, keeping numbers, keeping all you fuckheads happy is my only job...and Winning! Update - Still think you are all fuckheads.
9. The Walker: Also known as Double L, Lloyd Sanford looks to bring his active dog walking skills to the dessert and try to keep it in the fairway. His dog may be on a tight leash and stays where he wants but his drives certainly don’t listen well.  Update - Unfortunately Louie  is no longer here but Double L still wanders. RIP Louie.
10. The Gunn Show: There isn’t much to say about this one. Andrew Gunn comes to play. It may be a 76 or a 96. Good luck figuring out which one it will be. Can his indoor practice translate to better rounds? We shall see. Update - Drew played a great season outdoor and had freshened up his game. Watch out. 
11. The Nutt Job: He shows for the invitational each year and proceeds to get Spano thrashed. Will Vegas destroy his liver more or fill his pocket with something other than his soft hands? Dan Nutter will bring a twist to the crew, good or bad only time will tell. Update - Dead fucking last. This guy showed why Vegas can ruin your game. Hopefully he brings it back.
12. The Beach Bum: Some call him a legend, others call him the heavy weight champ. Already with one trophy in his collection Sanjay Beach is returning to try and dethrone Glenn. Can he do it? Update - Second place is the first loser, but not really. Beach brings it every time… Watch out
13. The Wiz: Coming in fresh from making babies can Charles Wisnewski have enough in the tank to last through this event or is his tank now on empty? 
14. The Leg: Packing a punch with his newly formed leg he hopes to be able to wander through the desert aimlessly while trying to break 100. Jim Mazzeo will be there in spirit, and surely with spirits in hand.
15. The  Piggy: Having run events like this for over a decade, “Battle for the Pig”, Tim Quinn decided To take a break during Covid. That couldn’t hold him down and he certainly wants another chance to show that he can handle the task at hand. 
16. The Rubber Man: He will be tucked in and all ready to jump in to whatever is going on. Jason Rak brings years of experience playing foosball and Rolex collecting. How that will transpose on the course is a mystery unless he plans to pawn the watches to pay off his losses…